Thursday, December 10, 2009

It's official

Yup, we're screwed. Dan Cleary is officially out for four fricking weaks with a separated shoulder. Report from Khan.

I feel that the hockey gods hate us. I really do. I have decided to the blame a few people in the following order:
1. Todd Bertuzzi
2. Ville Leino
3. Gary Bettman
4. Sidney Crosby
5. Georges Laraque
6. Jesus
7. God
8. Satan
9. Gary Bettman's evil twin
10. Shaq

5 comments:

  1. Whoa! Shaq is way further down the list than I would have thought. HA!

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  2. I'd put Ovechkin in there, too. And don't forget Claude Lemieux...

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  3. Michael: Well Shaq fixes you up with better TV and he might be able to stay for dinner, so those are really redeeming qualities.

    Christine: I have no idea how I didn't put Claude Lemieux on that list. Must've slipped my mind. Ovechkin on the other hand, I kinda like, really just because the Pens fans hate him so much

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  4. 8. Satan

    What do you have against poor Miroslav? :)

    And I would have put David Stern and Bud Selig on the list, too, just because.

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  5. hehe. Miro was a Pen last year, that's enough. To be serious for a second though, as I realize that this blog mainly caters to Americans and Americans tend to have an absurd fear of Satan and no humour about religion, I felt obligated to include Satan as soon as I mentioned Jesus :P

    Bud Selig should be on the list. David Stern too really, but I ran out of space

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