Friday, January 8, 2010

Floods of vomit

Today I allowed myself to be happy because the Red Wings were getting Zetterberg and Cleary back. Then I go off watching a movie (Home Alone, and yes I cried twice, I'm that kinda person) and when I come back I see that Tomas Holmstrom is out for 3-4 weeks with a broken foot. FML

Wait, what? This isn't Fuck My Life? Sorry then. Bugger off.

To quote my namesake Anders Friden, singer in In Flames: I feel like shit, but at least I feel something


  1. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME??? Hockey gods, I officially denounce your existence. Someone just HAD to comment on how wow, he's playing so well cuz he's healthy... Our leading goal scorer on the IR?? FML indeed.

  2. The hockey gods can go fuckthemselves in the arse for all I care.

    And getting hurt by a puck when practicing defelctions after practice. That's bad luck.

    If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all (Booker T.)

  3. Home Alone is the greatest Christmas movie ever made. I watch it a bajillion times each holiday season--it takes me back to a good place.

    Homer = :'(.

  4. nah, Die Hard 1 & 2 takes that title. Home alone is a good number 3.

  5. You know what the worst one is? A Christmas Story...with that stupid fucking kid with the glasses. MOST horrible.

  6. gaaaaahhh.. almost as bad as the Norwegian "classic" "the Journey to the Christmas star."

    Another nominee for best one is the Czech "Three nuts for Cinderella"