I obviously won't do the Wings against Coyotes thing here. I will try to do that tomorrow between work and being deaf and voiceless after tonights Metallica concert.
But here is the Western preview:
1. San Jose Sharks vs. 8. Colorado Avalanche
The records: Sharks: 51-20-11, 113 pts, 264-215 (+49)
Avs: 43-30-9, 95 pts, 244-233 (+11)
History: Sharks: Failure after failure. Avs: Cups in 96 and 01.
Reasons to root for them: Sharks: - You gotta feel bad for them? No? Okay, scratch this one then.
- They have nice je... no they don't
- Got it! They're playing the Avs
Avs: - Could be fun to get to trash them again
Reasons to root against them: Sharks: - How hilarious would it be if they lost?
Avs: - They're the goddamn Avs
So who will Andy root for? The Shark. Avs hate trump everything
Who will win? Sharks in 4.
2. Chicago Blackhawks vs. 7. Nashville Predators
Records: Hawks: 52-22-8, 112 pts, 271-209 (+62)
Preds: 47-29-6, 100, 225-225 (Even)
History: Hawks: Losers since 61. Preds: LOL
Reasons to root for them: Hawks: - We could get to meet them at some point, take them out and shoot them.
Preds: - They're meeting the Hawks
- Barry Trotz
Reasons to root against them: Hawks: - They're the Hawks
- Their bandwagoner fans are annoying cunts
Preds: - They call their city Smashville
- The fucking Tootoo train whistles
- Shae Weber
So who will Andy root for? Preds and Tootoo injuries
Who will win? Hawks in 7.
3. Vancouver Canucks vs. 6. Los Angeles Kings
Records: Nucks: 49-28-5, 103 pts, 272-222 (+50)
LA: 46-27-9, 101 pts, 241-219 (+22)
History: Some close calls, but no cigars on both sides
Reasons to root for them: Nucks: - The Sedins
Kings: - Young cool team
- Jack Johnson
Reasons to root against them: Nucks: - Alex Burrows
- Big ugly team
Kings: - Dean Lombardi is the Masshole
- Their announcers suck cawk
So who will Andy root for? Kings. Dunno why..
Who will win? Nucks in 5
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