Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Western Conference previews

I obviously won't do the Wings against Coyotes thing here. I will try to do that tomorrow between work and being deaf and voiceless after tonights Metallica concert.

But here is the Western preview:

1. San Jose Sharks vs. 8. Colorado Avalanche
The records: Sharks: 51-20-11, 113 pts, 264-215 (+49)
Avs: 43-30-9, 95 pts, 244-233 (+11)

History: Sharks: Failure after failure. Avs: Cups in 96 and 01.

Reasons to root for them: Sharks: - You gotta feel bad for them? No? Okay, scratch this one then.
- They have nice je... no they don't
- Got it! They're playing the Avs
Avs: - Could be fun to get to trash them again

Reasons to root against them: Sharks: - How hilarious would it be if they lost?
- Heatley
- Thornton
- Marleau
Avs: - They're the goddamn Avs

So who will Andy root for? The Shark. Avs hate trump everything

Who will win? Sharks in 4.

2. Chicago Blackhawks vs. 7. Nashville Predators
Records: Hawks: 52-22-8, 112 pts, 271-209 (+62)
Preds: 47-29-6, 100, 225-225 (Even)

History: Hawks: Losers since 61. Preds: LOL

Reasons to root for them: Hawks: - We could get to meet them at some point, take them out and shoot them.
Preds: - They're meeting the Hawks
- Barry Trotz

Reasons to root against them: Hawks: - They're the Hawks
- Their bandwagoner fans are annoying cunts
Preds: - They call their city Smashville
- The fucking Tootoo train whistles
- Shae Weber

So who will Andy root for? Preds and Tootoo injuries

Who will win? Hawks in 7.

3. Vancouver Canucks vs. 6. Los Angeles Kings
Records: Nucks: 49-28-5, 103 pts, 272-222 (+50)
LA: 46-27-9, 101 pts, 241-219 (+22)

History: Some close calls, but no cigars on both sides

Reasons to root for them: Nucks: - The Sedins
Kings: - Young cool team
- Jack Johnson

Reasons to root against them: Nucks: - Alex Burrows
- Luongo
- Big ugly team
Kings: - Dean Lombardi is the Masshole
- Their announcers suck cawk

So who will Andy root for? Kings. Dunno why..

Who will win? Nucks in 5

1 comment:

  1. The Kings announcers may suck (I haven't watched enough to say), but they have Heidi Androl who makes up for everything! Haha.

    I liked Vancouver until Sammy's big mouth infected Burrows and he started trashing Detroit... Well, the city of Detroit, rather. But he also said that was the ONLY thing he was worried about, so I guess he trashed the team too.

    I don't know, the only thing I know for sure is that I hope Pens exit in the first round. Or have Philly beat them later. Or Washington. ANYBODY!