Fight Night's NHL awards drinking game

What you need:
Tequila or other kind of booze

Shot if
- Gary Bettman says something stupid
- The Hawks gets wanked off
- The Hawks gets congratulated
- A Red Wing gets snubbed
- Someone not named Lidstrom wins the Norris. Oh.. wait.. well, drink anyway
- Sid gets wanked off
- If someone completely unrelated to hockey performs or presents
- If you wonder why the show is in Vegas
- If Pavel makes you laugh
- If Pavel is adoreable
- If wou miss hockey
- If you miss Ken and Mick

Empty the bottle if
- A Red Wing wins an award

You win if
You survive.. As always.